too cute, erhhhh Matt? I’m right here😂✌️😂
must love decorating for holidays
mischief
kissing in cars
and wind chimes
no specific height
weight
hair color
or political affiliation required
but would prefer a warm spirited non racist
cynics
critics
pessimists
and “stick in the muds” need not reply
voluptuous figures a plus
any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to
mary poppins
claire huxtable
snow white
or elvira wholeheartedly welcomed
i am dubious of actresses, fellons, and lesbians
but dont want to rule them out entirely
must be tolerant of whistling
tickle torture
james taylor
and sleeping late
i have a slight limp
eerily soft hands
and a preternatural love of autumn
I once misinterpreted being called a coal-eyed dandy as a compliment when it was intended as an insult
I wiggle my feet in my sleep
am scared of the dark
and think the Muppets Christmas Carol is one of the greatest films of…
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